The real climate change debate
Q "Do you think climate change is happening ?"
A "Of course, the science seems undeniable"
Q "Do you think that we are contributing to global warming ?"
A "Certainly, there is unanimity amongst serious researchers, and climate change sceptics have been exposed as either crackpot British Lords, or conscience free employees of the coal industry"
Q "Do you think that as a nation we should act?"
A "I demand that as one of the highest per capita polluters in the world, Australia acts immediately and decisively to reduce carbon emissions"
Q "So you are willing to pay a little more in tax to help the transition to a green economy ?"
A "Get stuffed you socialist-communist bastard, I am off to vote for Tony Abbott"